"Sir! Sir! Do you realize this is the ladies room?!"
"Yes, ma'am, I do. It's just I didn't feel comfortable sticking this tampon up my penis in the men's room."
And if you haven't heard of Andrea Gibson before... Go immediately to Youtube and watch any of her videos. Then proceed straight to Amazon or wherever and buy a copy of her book "Pole Dancing to Gospel Hymns."

Hey your blog is awesome. I love Andrea, too...I've been digging this other, newer poet from the midwest -- she writes completely different and has a lil more grit --
ReplyDeletethought you might enjoy her/him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd-zmB84YaI
Keep posting, Ryann